Sherlock: Don't make people into heroes, John. Heroes don't exist.
Fantastic Four: what
Alfred F. Jones: WHAT
The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class
fiddlesticksandcustard: We had a substitute for Math because my actual teacher had personal business to attend to. We weren’t doing much, just some little project, and today it was storming in Texas. So this enormous clap of thunder shakes the walls and everybody starts screaming. Then I look over at the teacher’s desk to see our substitute standing up from his chair and shouting, “Shut up Thor!...
Land of Light and Joy: the common sense guide to... →
gyzym: So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…
groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
fawun: can we just take a moment to appreciate wifi
rufiozuko: Dave Talkin To Jade… (Sh*t was...
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD