August 2012
theyellowbrickroad:
what does a boner feel like
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
there's a homestuck version of everything →
broadway-aradia:
SEND THESE TO MY ASK AND I’LL ANSWER:
Vriska Serket- Tell about a scar on your body.
Tavros Nitram- Something you’re afraid of.
Doc Scratch- A subject you know a lot about.
Kanaya Maryam- Closest green item to you.
Roxy Lalonde- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Dave Strider- Your favorite song.
Sollux Captor- Something you regret.
Rose Lalonde- Your favorite book.
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July 2012
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Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or...
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while waiting for my post limit thingy to reset i made a deep-dish cookie
mmmhmmm
shorturl:
in 2020
it’s going to be 420
for a whole month
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regina spektor— raindrops
Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
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lomniedom:
edwarnd:
i like watching romantic comedies and stuff like that with girls because then they get all cute and cuddly and watching scary movies because they get scared and squeeze my hand and bury theyre eyes in my chest but most of all i like watching documentaries bc then they get bored and start to doze off and then i insert my feeding tubes into their skulls and draw the life out...
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plot twist: we all grow up and become attractive well liked people
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
*likes someone*
*thinks I have a chance*
*remembers what I look like*
*laughs*
*kills self*
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eadreytheiptscray:
intelligentairhead:
finalproblem:
kumalogic:
If Benedict Cumberbach was in the diving competition, london would take the gold for sure
I dunno, that looks like a belly flop to me…
Not okay
TOO SOON.
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16...
me: scarlett johannson is really attractive
me: am i a lesbian?
me:
me: but benedict cumberbatch
me: but jennifer lawrence
me: but matt smith, david tennant, billie piper
me: oh god I'm jack harkness
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jeSUS CHRIST IAM CRINGG RIGHGT NOW BECAUSEE OF SHERLOCK
its just so i just canttt anymor e
Im donee
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sherlock is peRFECT oh myyy gooshhh
how do celebrities just date normal unfamous people like where do they meet and how do they talk like does the normal person just say “hi i’m a huge fan of your music” and they bang or what
how does that work and where do i sign up
pride:
a list of things i find annoying:
children
children who are rude to a teacher because they think it’s funny
children who are rude to their parents/friends in an attempt to look cool/show off to their friends/family
children who yell
children who try to act like they’re the adult in every situation
children in general
i fuCKING HATE CHILDREN
Watchlolsofunny:
pokietomocko:
chaystar:
bbbreakfast:
rubeitalloverme:
THE BEST 23 SECONDS
Just press play and listen to this girl scream please, just do it.
oh my god this video is back on my dashboard instant reblog
Dont scroll past this. Watch it. Now.
HAHAHA BADKASJDLAKJABKDAKJDLS XDD AHAHAH
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